General Paper!

I are spencer and I loves General Paper today.
(Good english.)

hwee teng ah!

today was a pretty interesting day. hmmm. not very productive. THANKS to tat Ms act-nice,i was planning to at least finish maths, chem and econs today. but looking at e way Ms act-nice behaved in a horrible fashion, i was lucky i did at least chem today. amk library hav tables and sofa seats. today was exceptionally packed, so i managed to take a wonderfully located sofa seats which faced directly opposite a fatty guy snoring so loudly. so tat time i was still alone, still managed to rmb all e crap and more crap in chem. ever since Ms act-nice came, totally cannot concentrate man. Ms act-nice had been a total disgrace to the human race man. this is the wonderful things she did today:
-ask me to take another sofa cushion and thus other ppl cannot hav tat comfortable seat.
-threatened me to be nice we im already so nice.
-threatened me with _____ alot alot alot of times.
-buy tat sushi oso complain so much. (it was initially crystal jade can.)
-insulting my intelligence.
-by saying im a dummy.
-say i poser (wen shes e one)
-managed to make a auntie TSK her right in her face.
-and lots more actually. :D

memory help!

okay thanks supposedly i shld be blogging bout my newspaper commentary but aiya whos cares nia. LOL anyway....

1.27pm, 22/6/2006

wad a day boy!

weeee! okay im back to posting. LOL anyway. wad happened today went straight to e top of my 'most outstanding day of the month' list. okay without further crap,

Highlight 1 of the day.
Narrator: Spencer is quietly and obediently (aye im a good boy kies.) sitting at e back of e bus reading his chem lecture notes (ahhh finally starting my revision. LOL) and listening to mp3 at e same time.
Narrator: Sitting diagonally to e front left of him (meaning me la aiyo.) was a middle-aged woman reading some manual for e refrigerator. (god knows y is she reading tat on e bus la.) and back of her sits a ah ma. (a typical one.)
Narrator: Ah ma shakes e seat of e woman and jus cont shaking it la. dun ask me y la.

(Now now. e woman turns her head back facing ah ma finally. LOL)

Woman: Aye! can u STOP shaking my seat anot? damn irritating u know!
Ah ma: okay la now i go away and sit here la can! (she sits at e inner seat.)
Woman: bloody ah ma still dare to shout back at me u wan to die early ah!
Ah ma: aye now i sit here already rite? y u still complain so much? i curse u bad luck ah! (in canto. well of course i understand! LOL)
Woman: now u disturbing me u still dare to complain so much. u wan me to sue u is it? (or is it 'screw u'? well i dunno? =X )
Ah ma: i nv complain i can swear! u shut up! u r e one complaining u bloody woman!
Woman: u nv complain?! is i nv complain okay! i sit here so long and u shake my seat for so long yet i didnt complain okay! u dun believe u ask e ppl behind! (aye dun drag me in can. LOL)
Ah ma: okay i now sit here already okay? u shut up and dun complain to me and i didnt complain! u dun believe u can ask e ppl at e back oso! (wah aye not funny nia. i wan to study chem. not join in ur heated arguement.)
Woman: u then shut up ah i tell u. u tok some more i'll sue u to court ah! (well it cant be 'screw u to court' this time! LOL)
Ah ma: okay u shut up!
Woman: okay u shut up oso!
Ah ma: (some hokkien things i cant hear. wah mutli-lingual nia. LOL)
Woman: shut up!
Ah ma: u shut up oso ah!

okay so tats bout it la in e bus.

so i went to this place with mr ivan chee.
and this is,

Highlight 2 of e day.
spencer: wah chee finally reach nia.
ivan: ah wadever.
spencer: aei chee. they changed security eh.
(one security stopped us.)
guard: aei where u think u r going?
spencer: we going to .... (do something la.)
guard: and u still wear like this come? no cannot u 2 go out.
spencer: aye wad sia. we oso cannot come in?!
guard: cannot. go. go out!
spencer: wheres sundram? he will let me in one.
guard: ah okay good i call him! u better stay here!
spencer: okay! like tat visitors come oso cannot la!
guard: no they different!
spencer: wad different? im a visitor oso!
guard: u dun come tok cok with me u oso not parent!
spencer: im a father la! (oh wad rubbish LOL)

(now chee,spencer and even e guard oso start to laugh la. LOL)

sundram: okay wads e matter? y r u in slippers?
spencer: aye sundram! y cannot? other ppl oso like tat wad.
sundram: who oso like tat u tell me?
spencer: other ppl la!
sundram: no u 2 go! OUT U GO!
ivan: wah sian see la now hav to go out. waste time sia.

(so both oso went out and managed to get hold of a SUPER COOL CLOTHING which can guarentee tat no security will see mr chee entering tat highly rated and extremely protected and dangerous area.)

spencer: anything jus call me. take this with u. (something la. LOL)
ivan: okay. dun laugh at me later u oso hav to wear this arh i tell u.
spencer: okay okay sorry chee.

(so of course with tat special spy-like clothing, e security didnt notice him. LOL and soon ivan called.)

ivan: aei u can come in la. e ppl here say one.
spencer: aiya say early la. but later tat sundram come how? i jus say e ppl inside allow la.
ivan: yar jus come in la.
spencer: okay.. aye e ppl inside say can go in la.
guard: no no cannot u stay here.

(sundram walks towards us)

sundram: aiya u nv tell me u r 'VIP'?
spencer: i told him ma (e guard)
sundram: aiya he newbie here la. come follow me.

(okay and off we go la. LOL wad an experience nia. right mr chee? should hav taken a good photo of mr chee in tat suit man.)

jerseys! :D

today! is a brand new day! as always! well. did QUITE alot of studies today! like chem chem chem and chem! so yar im considered productive for once! (oh well tats coz my dad is using e com la then i lazy to walk to another com to use it.) but overall im a good boy today. (i say good means good la.) yes and before i start my revision today i did some stoning too! (of course!) and oso taking photos of my new soccer jerseys! since im a die hard soccer fan. i sure will hav alot of jerseys ma. okay ppl shld be thinking im rich to own so many many different soccer team jerseys. (but actually is those fake ones bought from hk. like $10 for 3? LOL.)


this is e pic of jerseys i took today!

okay so here is a list of e jerseys in e pic.
-Arsenal home jersey 2006
-Arsenal away jersey 2006
-Barcelona away jersey 2006
-Chelsea away jersey 2006
-Inter Milan away jersey 2005
-England home jersey 2006

jerseys absent from phototaking! (i will send them for caning. LOL)
-Arsenal home jersey 2006 (long sleeve)
-Arsenal away jersey 2005
-Arsenal home jersey 2004, LOST (not in e tv series la.)

=T

rahhh!
dun feel like typing.
=T

interview day!

sweeeeeeeeeeeet! yes today went to e spring singapore and we interviewed mr ow (awww!) hes a nice man. well so m i. (im nice means nice la. ask so much for wad.) but tat was more of a interactive toking cock session more than interview? yes of course we did alot of serious discussions but i find him very approachable. (like several times better than SOME teachers la!) then find him amazingly handsome and fun la. (i dunno y dun ask me.)


anyway. THIS IS E HIGLIGHT OF E DAY.

Time: June 16, 2.15pm.
Location: Opposite SPRING Singapore along e road.


spencer: aei tulip we going amazing race arh. take a map jus to walk from redhill mrt to spring spore.
joo siong: wah bring map even arh! omg la! (gasp!)
joo siong: aei later u all tok arh. i sit there and stone only.
spencer: ah! i hold camera! u all do e toking okay? :)
shuling: aei anyway arh u all start studying already anot...

(conversation carries on describing how much each of us studied.)

tulip: ah u see! spring spore!
shuling: ah saw it!
spencer: wah finally nia. (after one big round arnd an ulu school.)
spencer: aei i ask u all something.
joo siong: wad?
spencer: u know why this spring spore is not yet e biggest building?
shuling: y leh?
joo siong: aei dun lame la.
spencer: not lame loh.
joo siong: okay then wad is it?
spencer: coz now its still summer! spring haven come!
spencer: then e building haven blossom!
joo siong: go eat shit la.

well jus nice we reached spring spore after my intelligent joke!
wah im a goooooooooooooood entertainer huh! :D

wonderful.

i saw u today again.
u were e prettiest thing i've ever seen.
u were simply lovely and sweet.
it was afternoon then.
i hope tat wasnt jus a false hope i wud say.

'study' day!

ahhhhhh! finally! today i FINALLY settled down and tried to study econs again! =) okay i started initially on this price ceiling and price floor. but i read e notes damn stupid la like damn dumb la e explanation. and now im still mugging this micro economics policies. like omg la. reading a book FULL of funny ideas and explanation. i rather hold on to a colouring book instead or e ladybird's sonic e hedgehog! =)

well well. i jus got a gooooooooooooood news and tat im pretty delighted on tat news now! and more importantly, i mus be goooooooooooooood! weeeeeeeeeeet!

anyway. im delighted i finally hav one good team to support. and i decided it out of careful planning and consideration. czech republic! yes players like pavel nedved jus so goooooooooooooood looking can. okay other than tat very very lame reason (im sure u agree with me.), there r also things like they might jus be a underdogs of this world cup la. not only tat. their style of play is jus wonderful. counter attack, wing play and flooding e box. tats soccer boy!

yep lets move away from soccer. anyway. today yes though i studied a lil. but still cant stop playing and looking at pics in e 'sea of folders' in my com la. and these 2 pics inspired and made me go crazy for early dinner of bbq turkey beef burger, fries, coke (upsized meal), dessert will be cheng ten and ice jelly cocktail, while some snacks will be a 500ml bottle lemon tea, MORE chips and sunflower seeds! and i was late 5 mins for spain vs ukraine match! how sad. =(

split faces of my dog!

( spencer meets cheng hui at amk mrt at 10.30am. )

spencer: aei cheng hui where r you arh. i reach already eh.
cheng hui: i reach already la. now i outside cheers.
cheng hui: eh come out leh.
spencer: dun wanna come out la. i dun wanna come out of e gate.
cheng hui: aiya. u come out la. my bike here la. later ppl steal my bike.
spencer: nvm one la. who will wan ur bike. u come in leh.
cheng hui: u come out la. i need some coins to buy drink oso.
spencer: dun wan u come in la.
cheng hui: aiya okay i come in la.

( cheng hui rushes into e mrt station, panting like a dog. =X opps? )

cheng hui: wah lao later my bike get stolen u die arh. bag?
spencer: here.
cheng hui: aye. u got 50 cents?
spencer: wait i check.
spencer: nah. only got 1 dollar.
cheng hui: okay
cheng hui: i go get my bike le bye.

( cheng hui rushes off. and he didnt notice i took away a pair of spare batteries from his bag! )


yep so this was wad happened mainly today. jus went to amk to giv him his bag. tats all. and went home cont sleeping and start on my econs. =) but i had LOADS OF FOOOOOOOOOOOD today! like tuna, cup noodles, crab meat, ham, bread, nutella (yum yum!), choco pound cake and many more la. cant rmb all aye.

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet! today i felt bored so i went to search some pics of my dog! and probably i found split personalities in her! to be specific, there r in total of 6 different faces presented by ms i-dunno-how-to-describe-you-dog.





this is e most common side of her: BEING LAZY!





and this is e next common side of her: WATCHING TV!





while this is more common during e day: KILLING SPREE!





and this is common thruout day and night la: BEING GREEDY!





okay and this......: ACT RETARDED/BLUR.




and lastly, quite rare: DIAO OTHER PPL.

Wad a photo printing session! =)

okay! today to be truthful kinda wasted my time for printing photos for sypa. (yes u r right. wasted time which could be probably used to START my revision.) Spore young photographer award. yes chee wei and hinho were emphasizing how difficult to even get thru e first round. but somehow la. SOMEHOW i think i can even win and grab my $5000 prize! =D yes and today went to print those big big BIG photos size 8R. results were pretty disappointing la. only one out of e 6 were in perfect focus. alone with some which totally look weird in their colour saturations. =(

it started off with ME coming to chinatown LATE. (well again sadly. =T ) then we went to print our photos la. and thanks to hinho i got e dimensions of e photos wrong so i prepared e wrong dimensions at home la. wen finally everything is DONE. we sprint off to a nearby mac to hav lunch! and i was busy preparing my captions for my photos due to e fact tat i didnt notice everyone typed their captions out except for me! how sad. =( well. then i had Mcchicken!! (FOOOOOOOD! WAD A DELIGHT!) yes and off we go to collect out prints. yes 5/6 of my prints were out. but cant do anything bout it so we WALKED from e heart of chinatown to city hall tat area and buy mounting boards! well everything tat i spend today costed like a bomb man! $11 for prints, $7.55 for mounting boards. OMG LA. poke a big hole in my wallet! ouch! =((( and off we go back to another mac to paste e prints onto e board for submission!

yes cant agree more with chee wei. im kinda sucky to be a college photographer la. but im doing my best to be one at least! =))) and i actually didnt notice i was mixing with e j2 more than with my fellow j1 photog members! and e more amazing thing is that i dun even know whos my new pres for photog! woah tats seriously funky man! weeks passed since e announcement of e exco and yet until i dunno my pres. YES IM GREAT! =D

other than tat, walking along with them is pretty fun aye. =) they tok cok sing song all along! (of course not literally singing la.) and all e gossips bout different ppl in aj. even a particular group of ppl in photog too. hah! funnnny! and wen we reached e place to submit our photos its jus OMG la jus on looking at their display pics.

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet! now now! im gonna put my 6 pics up for u guys to hav a look! =) 2 night scenes, 2 still life, 1 nature, 1 people at work! ENJOY MY FRENS! =)

oh yes and hope later australia and japan wud be a good match spammed with goals! unlike portugal. make me wake up 3am then 1-0. i tot it was like 10-0 la! =P





i called this 'warmth in e city'!





and called this 'cool blue night'!





called this 'light in e knife'! (well though it look like a fish.)





and this i called it 'take a gamble'!





this i called it 'steps to heaven'! cool name rite!





and lastly i called this 'catch me if u can'! =)))

Finally! MY NEW LIFE!

weeeeeet! now now. i've finally created this long anticipated new blog! looks very slip short work. but i love it! jus tat i cant upload a goooooooooooooooood song and slip it underneath this blog! (well jus to tell u this song is tat im gonna put up is most likely 'Big City Life' by 'Mattafix'!) sounds cool to hav a music at e back but difficult to hav one though. especially it hands ur com lag time loading e song and stuff. sad. =(

well jus finished watching Holland vs Serbia & Montenegro (yes tat ulu country tat i dunno how to spell and hav to copy paste from espn soccernet. =P) it was a good game. but a rather boring one. jus like e england vs paraguay match. nothing seem to be blasting pass the keeper and yes though they made some wonderful out-of-ur-mind saves but isnt this much boring than having more goals? well. boring boring tactics tat e english used in their opening match. beckham sweeping the ball to crouch for him to foul e opponent and there goes another chance of grabbing another goal. same to holland. defense line sweeping the ball towards van persie and robben and hoping they can get goals. good counter attack and wing play. but kinda lack tat scoring touch? sigh. so far i really loved e germany match. goals r wad football is about! and im looking forward to 3am portugal vs angola! hope i'll be treated a 10-0! in favour of angola! =P

anyway other than soccer. well sorry to all people who kinda waited soooooooooooooooooooooo long for me to finally hav a post! now now heres one! and let me giv e first 1000000 people who vist this super duper cool blog something! =D yes u got it correct! a nice nice nice photo by me! =) rather a pretty flower from me! =)))))




HAVE FUN! E FIRST 1000000 PEOPLE!
X)

testing? =D

(This story begins with 2 pathetic guys trying to start a new blog. of course, working on a new blog skin.)

TIME : June 11, 8.43pm


spencer: aei can work anot. like cannot leh.
spencer: type so many html rubbish in e template later come out nothing arh!
chiu ming: aiya u relax can! now we check see see la!
spencer: okay loh. later come out one monster dun blame me hor.
chiu ming: yar la yar la check a bit only wad. relax la bro!

(chiu ming checks e blog by entering e url into a address box. and as expected, nth appeared.)

spencer: u owe me 100 bucks.
chiu ming: yar la u win la okay? later if holland win 1-0 i giv u my acc password la k.
spencer: aei think u need to pump in an entry before u can see tat thing la.
chiu ming: but type wad? type how holland is gonna win by more than 1 goal is it?
spencer: more than 1 goal ur si lang tao arh. holland. is going to win ONLY 1-0. tats all.
spencer: aiya jus type anything la. i know! a storyline! say how stupid for you to bet ur acc pass on holland game! =)

(well as we all know. holland's match was 1-0. =D three cheers for spencer!)